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jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bacon Clam

Refers to the female genitalia, likening it to a clam made of bacon.

"So I went down on this girl yesterday and she had a pretty tasty bacon clam. It reminded me of sunday breakfasts."

by fimothy March 8, 2008

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bacon Wallet

A girl's vagina.

I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.

by djlinus54 May 31, 2011

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003

7πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 5, 2008

8πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman August 15, 2008

16πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž