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An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
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That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.
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Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard
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This person takes gingerism to the maximum. They are defined by curly red hair, a face full of freckles, obnoxious laugh, and a very present underbite. Often referred to the King of the Gingers.
"Did you see that RHB (Red Headed Bastard) getting on the bus earlier this morning?"
"Yeah I saw it! I knew it was going to be a great day after seeing that!"
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Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!
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Someone who is an experience whore in a video game.
For example, in Diablo II if the paladin always takes the experience shrines the instant he sees them regardless of who is behind in levels.
Also someone that leaves the party hanging for short periods of time in order to get experience/loot that will not be shared.
He named his paladin "flash bastard" for a reason...
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When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
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