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When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...
I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.
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1. Someone who is the global champ of napping in general
2. A professional, decorated, napper
ie. Kenya is a WBN World's Best Napper champ 18 years running.
ie. Key is the World's best napper .
ie. Michael could never be a World's Best Napper .
1. Sabri.
2. The person who wins the Karaoke Barkeeper at The Third Annual Yes Theory Fam Discord Awards aka Sabri
3. The Best Room Host is not someone who just hosts the room, but creates a sense of beloning, community and a safe space for people to have fun, express themselves and interact.
4. A person who spent over 300 hours organizing the Monday Night Radio Show.
5. #Sabri4BestRoomHost
"So who won the Best Room Host Award?"
"Duh, Sabri"
Refers to either:
(1) The choicest doe in the herd for the antlered stud to have a good ol' bouncy-bouncy session with, or
(2) The ratio of cost vs. overall sexual pleasure/enjoyment offered by each of the "available" or "willing" ladies in a dude's general locale, i.e., which gal offers the greatest overall "satisfaction package" (beauty, brains, boobs, etc.) for the least amount of monetary investment.
Generally speaking, the more gorgeous or "hot" a lady is, the more expensive she will be to date intimately. However, if you don't mind a gal with relatively minor aesthetic/personality drawbacks such as lots of freckles, some extra padding, slight overbite, or loud/airheaded/childish behavior, or if you're tolerant of mild-to-moderate physical/mental/emotional issues like thick glasses, a cane, an awkward stride, confusion/distress over simple matters, oddball interests, irrational phobias, etc., there may likely be one or more quite-attractive gals in your area who are currently "unattached" because most guys tend to pass them over for someone more outwardly desirable, but who would actually provide the best bang for the buck because they are both delightful to be around and don't expect to be financially pampered all that much.
They love each other so much. They have an incredible bromance. They can't live without each other. They love always being around each other and everyone is jealous of their relationship. They are extremely hot, intelligent. Both tall and have good sense of style. They love hard and are easily heart-broken but each other counter their sadness and make each other feel so much better. They are always there for each other. Preferably statistics show that the best combination of best friends are with Mike & Marios.
They are such European Best Friends
Best friend day is every day. So say “i love You bestie“ to your best friend
Morgan: whens best friend day?
Sophie: best friend day is Jun the 8th but its really everyday
Morgan: i love you bestiee
Sophie: i love you to bestieeee
A phrase used to describe really awful opinions, usually said in response to one.
“Wiktor is a good person, why does he get hate?”
“best oranilo opinion”