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A sailboat - sail boat, is a boat that driven by sails. Some have 1 sail others 2 sails or more. Thoses that aresearching for a sail boat, used or a new boat, visits the scandinavian website www.scanboat.com where they will find sail boats from all over Europe and especially from Scandinavia.
As Sailboat - sail boat you will find fx. Maxi, Bavaria, Albin boats, Dehler, Swan, Jeanneau, Beneteau etc.
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Slutty Lesbian Orgy On a boat.
Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.
Girls:SURE!!!!
The act of using someone's strength against them.
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The term is said to have originated from the Chinese strategist, Zhuge Liang, during the Battle of Red Cliff against the army of Cao Cao.
Before the Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhuge Liang went to visit the Wu camp to assist Wu strategist Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang as a threat to Eastern Wu and was also jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent. Therefore, he assigned Zhuge Liang the task to make 100,000 arrows in ten days or face execution. Zhuge Liang, however, swore he would finish this seemingly impossible task in three days. He requested 20 large boats, each manned with many straw men and a few soldiers. Before dawn, Zhuge Liang ordered his soldiers to beat war drums and shout orders, to imitate the noise of an attack.
Zhuge Liang sat with Lu Su inside one of the boats drinking wine. The Wei soldiers, unable to see in the fog, fired many volleys of arrows at the sound of the drums. The straw men were soon filled with arrows, and Zhuge Liang returned to Wu having fulfilled his promise.
(Jin blocks Mike's punch to the face, and in seconds brings his friend to the ground)
Jin: Straw boat borrows arrows, eh?
Mike: That's not one of those Chinese proverbs, is it?
Jin: >:)
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A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.
For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!
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To tell someone to get over something. To get over it.
Mark "I can't text you because it costs money."
Margie "It's only ten cents, get off the boat."
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Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT
John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!
*distant explosion*
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1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
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