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Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.
"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"
When a Boyfriend gifts a piece of jewelry to their partner and talks about a life together forever, but never actually proposes. Neither makes reference to calling the other their fiancé.
Me: This is Chris. What do you think?
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
Wanting to know if a girl with A MASSIVE BUTT has a boyfriend.
Spasoje: hello
Spasoje: does gyatt have a boyfriend
Spasoje: asking for a friend
Me: no no
Me: She breakup that night
Spasoje: i will tell him that
Spaoje: friend
Spasoje: i would never do that to her
The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him
I love my dummy boyfriend luke
A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"