A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (ยดs) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.
Person A: who's that girl?
Person B: a captain Save a hoe
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Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.
Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.
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A very feared pirate that is known for his pet t-dogg and his ways with women the captain knows no fears and is been described as the most wicked pirate to ever walk round college he wears glasses and rusty sword and a ugly hat he owns to slaves that r nicknamed pineapple head and vinurity.
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Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech
All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.
when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!
limp dick whiskey dick flaccid soft job
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An other term for a persons anus.
"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"
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Derived from a 1993 rap song by rapper E-40 about the adventures of a Financial savior to underpriviledged inner city hood rats.
A golddigger's dream. A man that will drop dimes on you (i.e. get your hair and nails done, take care of your childroes, pay your bills)
A man that does this is usually Captain Savin'
See Captain Savin'
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's plane!
Wus that foolz name
Captain Save A Hoe main
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