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Noun: sex act involving two men wherein one penis is inserted into the other. In order to attain this penial equilibrium, one penis may be subjected to colder climates, thereby causing shrinkage and allowing for ease of slippage of the smaller appendage into the entrance of the larger appendage. To not leave the non-polar penis out of any physical enjoyment (Pain? Open to your own interpretation), the sheath in which the sword will be placed must have the opening stretched as far as possible without any tears or tears (Liquid tears are ok; act as lubricant, but the wordplay would work without including it) When everything is in its right place, enjoy your attempts to escape the Chinese Finger Trap
1: Dude, wanna experiment?
2: Why do you have a bucket of ice and rubber gloves?
1: If I answered your one question would you take my word for it that it's fun and kinky and just trust me?
2: Sure...
1: Chinese FInger Trap!
2: That doesn't sound to painful...
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When you are fingering a girl and you pull out too quickly. Your finger is thus suddenly trapped by the Venus fly trap-like vagina. Only when you re-enter, and release slowly, is your finger able to exit.
She almost dislocated my finger when she Chinese Finger Trapped me.
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When you receive a Frozen Chipmunk in the bathroom of a PF Chang's using a scorpion bowl.
Last weekend, I was at the mall and took my girlfriend to P.F. Chang's. Oddly, she ordered her drink, a scorpion bowl, to the women's room and asked me to follow her in there. Then she gave me a Frozen Chinese Chipmunk. We're getting married next month.
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Originates from World of Warcraft, since people in China have like 8 people on one account, and they cant read the english in the game, they just mine gold for some reason, so everytime someone is found mining gold they are called a chinese gold farmer.
Anyone who automatically accepts anything with yes, is also a chinese gold farmer.
1.Shiet d00d that l@@K at that chinese gold farmer over der!
2.D00d inv1te that chinese gold farmer to our guild he will accpet no matter what!
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Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.
Charlotte Crossfield is a english chinese jamaican girl
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When you roll someone up in a rug and pour soy sauce and gasoline on them then proceed to set them on fire
"Yo I set someone on fire with a Chinese rug burn."
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When two dicks are put tip to tip, then a girl jerks you both off simultaneously. Both hands together, side to side.
Sean: You think that girl would ski us both?
Josh: Definitely!
Erin: I would prefer to Chinese Finger Trap you. More bang for the buck!
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