Shawty with dem shotties just made yo ass clap harder then your uncle hitting you from the back.
For example..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY CHEEKS ARE PURPLE PRUNES
Bro, Shawty Made The Ass Clap with gravity and shit.
Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.
Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...
Origin: Vancouver, Canada.
To remove or get rid of evidence.
Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.
Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.
One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.
You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Damn that girl Jennifer was a slight clap. It’d only been a day!
Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
a moment of self righteousness and slight arrogance when an individual says something supposedly profound and looks around at others for approval or agreement
Example
Rue: I can’t get clean, I can’t do that shit forever.
Cassie: You don’t have to. Just…take it one day at a time 🌝🍄💞☺️😇✨(looks around at everyone else with a stupid smile on her face).
Rue, remembering Cassie’s hypocrisy: Hey, Cass?
Cassie: Yeah?
Rue: I have a quick question for you.
Cassie: What?
Rue: How long have you been fucking Nate Jacobs?
Cassie: nErVoUsLy LaUgHs & KnOwS dOoM iS oN tHe HoRiZoN
Everyone else: 🤔🤭🤐🤯😡😳🤬
Cassie had real “and everybody clapped” energy when she said that.