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The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
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When a female speaks and you want to just slap her across the face with your massive cock because she's so stupid.
Female: "Wait... the Earth is the center of the universe right?"
Man:"CODE 12!!!!"
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A guy who jacks off two guys at once.
That gay guy is in the middle doing a Blue Bar Code on two of his lovers till they both climax
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This is when having sex with a woman on her period, after a little while pull out and titty fuck her leaving a large red spot on her breasts and stomach.
Coined in honor of the lead singer of Barakus.
she didn't tell me it was that time of the month beforehand so i gave her a code red last night...
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A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.
Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.
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Well known in a local area but not beyond. A little bit famous.
As a child, he dreamed of being greatnum great, but as time went on, he realized the best he could hope for was being zip code famous.
Girl code #60
Never date a man named Chad or Brad. It’s not good for the soul. Chad and Brad a the unlimited fuck boys.NEVER DATE a sufer Chad
Bro, your breaking girl code #66