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he is soo hot that i would let him be mods on the discord cause he is so great
we should def let daddy dylan become mods
When you proffer up your loose, dangly balls for your girl to suck on.
Here ya go baby. Nice and loose. Come suck on daddy’s giblets.
OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.
Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right
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Brainless guy: “what’s a scrub daddy?” Me: “A sponge. With a smiley face.” Brainless guy: “🧽🙂” Me: “I guess so”
An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.
That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?
A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!