When you proffer up your loose, dangly balls for your girl to suck on.
Here ya go baby. Nice and loose. Come suck on daddy’s giblets.
OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.
Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right
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Brainless guy: “what’s a scrub daddy?” Me: “A sponge. With a smiley face.” Brainless guy: “🧽🙂” Me: “I guess so”
To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.
Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.
A guy whose rough around the edges but is actually really sweet on the inside, total daddy. Dad bod and Hawaiian background optional. Enjoys pineapple on pizza.
Jade is into that guy Trevor, whose a total pineapple daddy.