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Is a slender creature with a strange perm crowning its head, it resembles a stick with noodles adorned on the top. Usually calm and timid at first but after a few bags can turn aggressive
"What's that lanky thing there!?"
"Oh it's a Danny mclegs"
Most likely a business owner, partially bald and gorgeous, he is very angry but not for no reason. Danny Sloan will always be into men no matter what his wife says to him at night he truly a fag
Hey is that Danny Sloan sucking Josh’s dick
Danny damelaver is a guy who gets all the ladies
Did u see Danny damelaver today?
Yeah he was with the new girl Mathilde
A angry 4'5 chink. Renowned for his tiny penis and his love of 9 year olds. Constantly beaten in everything by his fellow chink chen.
Oh gee I hate that chink Danny King
That dance when you move your hips to jump to the side and then just keep swaying with the music. It’s the Danny bop!
Is that kid over there doing the Danny-Bop?
Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!