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When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
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The act of being a couple without officially dating
Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating
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When you have exhausted all other options, and/or have recently been dumped, and start going through old e-mails, texts and phone logs to see who you can scrounge up for a date or hook-up, so you can get some attention and feel temporarily better about yourself.
After Dave dumped me, I resorted to Recycling Bin Dating and found an old e-mail from John, since I dropped his ass last year and knew he would be dying to take me out.
A more specific When And Where with a Get To The Point kind of question. Perfect for when you're in a hurry and want to set a meeting quickly. Or when some fuckboy tries to ask you out. Or when you're bored and you want to find some niggas to chill with.
Boy: Um, hey wanna go out?
Girl: Who the fuck are you?
Boy: That's irrelevant. Go out with me.
Girl: Date Time Location.
Boy: Uh, I don't know like Tuesday, 3:00, The Park.
Girl: Okay I'll think about it. No. And get the fuck out my face.
Boy: NIGGA!
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Insult given to someone you think poorly of, when something ugly walks, crawls, swims, or flies into sight.
After Howard the Duck lands on Earth, one of the first things that happens is that someone presents him to someone else and says, your date's here!
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the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date
john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.
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