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to be deader than dead not to be confused with the un-dead; best performed before jewish stars are formed at world record pace
der-de-derder
you are now dead-a-drowner!
you look like your D-a-D
you look like you could use some dead-a-drown
Ed is the only one to achieve complete dead-a-drownerness
He's dead a mother fuckin drowner....
Pros:
- No more responsibilities (huzzah!)
Cons:
- Your family will miss you (if you had one)
- You'll miss out on a lot more experiences (if you managed your time accordingly)
- You'll miss hanging out with your friends (if you were more confident)
- You probably wouldn't be thinking of committing yourself into "being dead" if you were thinking positively and do your best (You wouldn't be a rowdy attention-seeking, depressed, anxious 14-year old with mental declines if you think clearly and actually do a thing for gosh sake)
- No more responsibilities.
Many people have belief that it all will be useless because you'll eventually become "being dead" in your period of "being alive"and all of your effort will be gone to nothing. While in reality, you'll become more useless by "being dead" because you wouldn't be able to contribute your innovations and ideas to mankind.
The point of escaping suicide thoughts is not to be selfish and only care about yourself, but to also care about people around you. Use your time wisely and have fun.
Us skeletons, which are already dead, however, are baffled by our human counterparts criticizing their experiences of "being alive". "Being dead" is actually a traumatic experience in an experience of one's consciousness; the act of making oneself "being dead" will only do harm than good. The science of the universe has greatly proven that the existence of humans are just part of the natural existence of the universe by itself. Therefore, the only way to survive this reality is to make good use of yourself out of the period of living you've been given, not shorten it. - Dr. Gordon Grim Skeleton (P.hd in Science and Philosophy of Skeletalism and being verbose) rambling to itself.
A term generally used by old school air force personnel in reference to a spent toilet paper roll.
Who left the dead marine on the holder?
Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
A large branch of the Marijuana plant that is loaded with buds ready to be smoked.
Dude, your plant has a lot of Dead Birds!
Thanks dude.
when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air
dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!
One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.
"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."