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I did the devil's congo with cute girl the other day
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someone, typically of Asian descent, who plays the role of devil's advocate in an discussion about mathematics.
Bob: "The theory of relativity is the most mathematically correct theory"
Ng: "But what if it isn't?"
Bob: "Shut up, devil's abicus."
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What you sprinkle on top of deviled eggs to ensure your mouth burns as if burning in hell.
Girl: Don’t you have paprika?
Guy: Deviled eggs deserve only the best Devil’s Dandruff round here!
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When two dudes take turns fucking a girls asshole, one stroke at at time, rapidly.
Me and Rebecca were fucking doggy, and Devin walked into the room and wanted to join, so we started a Devil's Punchbowl
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The Devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper.
Heisen is bout to go Devil time ;)
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The foulest, most pungent, sloppy wet excreta found in a nappy.
I swear that nappy was filled with the devil's gravy.
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A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wife’s boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasn’t sure, but when they said I wouldn’t be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out it’s quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
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