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The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
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A Fat British rapper living in LA doing Grime and living in an apartment very high
WHY ARE THERE LOADS OF skiddely doo pop pop rup rupppp IN THE BATHROOMS
Gubba nub nub doo rah kah means 'Whatever lets you sleep at night' in Birdperson language.
From the 'Rick and Morty' show. In the episode Ricksy Business.
My people have another saying-- "gubba nub nub doo rah kah". It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night".
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hardcore drum solo that will melt your face
"for the drum solo im gonna go doo dagada dagada doogada doogada splish"
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The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.
Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.
Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.
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dude your have a big for hega hedran doo doo dunder butt poo pee butt big butt shake down
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i love you, will you marry me?
mush-a rain don a doo duma da....yes
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