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A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.
My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!
It’s aiden and winnie(a condum) and a gay person who is hunting u down
Kirby at ur door when Winnie is here in front of aiden.
When you really need to pee when opening the front door
I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance
When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.
I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about
people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment
Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding
"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"
"What? The cook is getting high?"
This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*