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A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.
A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.
A small town in between Peoria and Bloomington Illinois that consists of basically 4 fast food restaurants , houses and lots of corn fields. In this town you will be forever bored unless your idea of fun is sitting in a crappy park then ur golden we have 3 crappy parks. The citizens of this town are born here and are too scared to leave but nobody actually enjoys living Here. El Paso is the town where everyone knows your name but also knows who your dating , where u live , and what drama is going on in ur life. Or so they think
"What's going on in El Paso, Illinois today?"
" Nothing , wanna go to Bloomington?"
An El Bozo Moment is a special time when a person does something stupid or is used to display frustration, these words are used in a silly goofy way.
" Billy stole my ice cream, ugh!" "Haha, El Bozo Moment!"
being so indescribably cringe that you throw away your whole life to play league of legends.
man that guy has el polka syndrome! He plays ints in league so much
/el-prEEmo/
A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.
You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!
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When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
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When an unattractive or goofy looking guy with no obvious redeemeing features or qualities hooks up with a hot girl, either short or long term.
I just don't get it. Bill hooked up with another Babe. What does she see in him?
I don't get it either. It's another example of the El Gato Paradox.
Real life examples of the El Gato Paradox; Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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