A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
Girl: Hey there’s Evan
Girl 2: Eh
Girl: Why not
Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
Evan you are one of my best friends and always will be.
Though sometimesEvan seems self centered, he is! He takes pride in the little things his family and work. He is very passionate about what he adores but...his high self esteem get in his way. Did I mention he has a weak spot for women he can’t have? Anyways Keep Your Evan close to you
We get it Evan you won the football game.....
Cool! Thanks for the speech Evan!
Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan
Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude
Evan is a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER and is extremely gentle with women.
He is a handsome guy with sweet shoes.
All the ladies want Evan
(Sarah) Omg did u see Evan over there?
(Jess) Ya i heard hes a MASSIVE PUSSY DESTROYER.
Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.
go away Evan.