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In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".
The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.
The Fat Angie.
Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."
"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."
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adj. The simultaneous feelings of disgust and contentment that a person feels after having been so hungry that said person stuffs his or herself so that they can barely breath without exploding.
I was so hungry during class, but after I went to Philbrook and ate everything in sight I felt wicked fat-nasty.
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clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.
Ugggh girlfriend, I wish I brought my "fat clothes" that was a big Thanksgiving meal.
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The wetness that excretes from a fat person's skin, leaving there body slippery and disgusting.
1. "Whoa, Joe really has some fat grease on him."
2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.
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A fat person who cant move or stand up ...... well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers
that fat ass is so fat i bet it takes him 35 mins to find MR. happy
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A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)
sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk
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this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
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