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Emmersons birthday!
Emmersons birthday is on february 8th
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No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.
Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.
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National Harry Styles day. The birthday of one of the most talented, respectful, kind artist.
harrie - hey, today is national Harry Styles day!
friend - what? why?
harrie - it's February 1st - his birthday you silly goose!
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National ask your crush out day!!!!’
All boys ask your crush out on February 10!
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A day nobody really recognizes relating to anything so that’s boring but it’s part of the best month ever so like... winning. If you were born this day then you’re prolly really kind, have tiny dick energy, and just rly sweet.
“Hey did you hear it’s Casey’s birthday tomorrow?”
“February 27th? Man ion know Casey but he must be cute as fuck 🥺”
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The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!
Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"
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It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.
* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.
Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...
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