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The act of quietly masturbating in your dorm while your college roommate is getting blasted in the bed next to you.
Kelly would always get so worked up and horny whenever Brenda brought home a boy to fuck that she’d inevitably slip a hand into her panties and have a finger party to the rhythmic sounds from Brenda’s bed.
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When a male is too drunk to get a hard on while in bed with a girl, thinking he could still do it he uses his fingers to stuff his dick into the girls vag, it will slip out but he will continue to fingerstuff until he passes out.
Ryan: Yo Tom did you fuck that girl lastnight?
Tom: I tried I was shitfaced so I just fingerstuffed her
Ryan:Nice I love finger stuffing
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To finger-bang a female, after having previously eaten wings. Generally, the best practice is to refrain from washing the hands, as to maintain a proper amount of residual wing sauce.
After a night at the bar, Jimmy took Alice home and wing fingered her in an attempt at foreplay. Alice noted a strange burning sensation in her genitals, but said nothing in fear that Jimmy would suspect an STD.
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A great Flash Animation that only stupid little pricks dont enjoy.
The guy who wrote the above message has too much free time
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Synonym for lesbian, implies that they aren't quite full-bore lesbians, but more in the experimental phase.
Jen & Jan don't consider themselves to be lesbians, but they sure are good finger friends.
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Salad fingers is a flash animation by the wonderful and disturbing mind of David Firth. Salad Fingers seems to be a man based on schitzophrenia patients with other mental problems as well. he sees the world as not really there due to his mental illness and seperation from what is going on.
it is true that you have to have a little bit of brain-power and the give-a-damn to see beyond the obvious picture, which in itself is stupid, pointless, disturbing. once you see the meaning behind it, it's a very insightful and artistic look into the mind of a mentally ill person. if you can gather the awesome strength of not mindlessly gazing at the pretty pictures and the groups of letters called 'words', it's easier to grasp the concept David Firth is laying out there. it's really sad, seeing as alot of people out there think the way Salad Fingers does...if you don't like it, fine, but the show brings up very true points about the world and its people.
idgit a: salad fingers is so dumb! he's icky!
nam: you don't have a psychologic bone in your body. go back to watching powerpuff girls; that's probably mindless enough for your mental capacity.
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