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Males that drink this in the pub are certainly having gay sex with one another
Oh they’re so strongbow dark fruits
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The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.
It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.
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Shit comes in all shapes and sizes, and when one takes a shit and the shit comes out in little pieces, those are called Chocolate Fruit Snacks.
"Holy Fuck, I was constipated and all that came out was some Chocolate Fruit Snacks."
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popping your cherry; losing your virginity
friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night
friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!
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Rap a "Fruiy Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and let a female perform oral sex on you.
That fruit rolled cock you gave me tasted so good last night.
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it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.
YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!
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the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
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