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The unofficial name for males between the ages of 15-30 who lift the suspension of thier trucks to retared proportions, drive fast, cut people off because they can, speed up through puddles and speed bumps after which they usually yell, "YEAHHHH!". They are unusual in the way because they have many douchebag qualities but have more testosterone than any one person should possess, thus making them harder to classify. Also known as Assholes, they love to look for fights over everything and anything, including a slight look in thier direction, thier girlfriend or even thier trucks. Usually easily spotted from a distance because of the stickers on thier trucks or thier clothes, which consists of everything from Metal Mulisha to Famous Stars and Straps to No Fear and many other companies. These creatures originated in Southern California in Orange and Ventura Counties, but have since spread throughout the rest of the Western United States and as far inland as Texas. They should be approached with caution and possibly avoided at all times.
"That fucking Yeah-Guy just cut me off doing 85!!! Asshole!"
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One of the worst shows ever animated. Poorly animated. Characters have very little in-betweening done. If any. Characters could be drawn by a child. Also not funny. The running jokes (Evil Monkey, Chicken) sre tired and stale. The episodes are for the most part based on pop-culture references and will lose their relevance in a few years. And if a joke is not based on one(pop culture reference), the joke takes forever to set itself up. There isn't really any essentials of normal comedy in the show (Comic timing, Sight gags). If there are there are very few. Family guy goes to show that if you work at Hanna-Barbera a few months, your show can be a total $uccess. Let the sell out merchandising at hot-topic begin!
Ren and Stimpy, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Matt Groening and God Hate Family Guy.
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The majority of people who are SELF DEFINED as "nice guys" are usually weirdos that try to act nice in order to hide their awkwardness and pervertness thinking they can fool other people and especially girls. After failing to get positive attention from both males and females instead of trying to actually solve their mental problems they usually end up blaming the society that prefers "assholes" over "nice guys".
The term nice guy has a very positive meaning when used to describe an other person (assuming they do not have in mind the definition above)
-Even if you screw up big time, instead of blaming you and acting like an asshole John will forgive you and help you move forward. He is such a nice guy!
(Someone talking about a genuinly nice guy)
-Even though Im kinda shy I always act nice, never swear and never get into fights girls always ignore me. Why do they prefer assholes instead of nice guys like me?
(A weirdo self proclaimed as a "nice guy" wondering why he can't get laid)
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a bro guy is a chilled out pot head who just chills with his friends and smokes pot. He/She also wastes alot of time, doing things such as oragami or sitting on the computer. Anyone who smokes with them is likewise considered a bro-guy.
Chad: "Hey man, wanna chill with Jimmy?"
Bernard: "Yea man, he's a total bro-guy."
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A dude that is willing to fuck a girl on her period
"He was a period guy, it was awesome I wanted to get laid so bad and he didn't care that I was bleeding"
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The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
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