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horny dick biscuit

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.

Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!

by MLGDickWaggon May 08, 2017


great white horny

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.

Steer clear of Kate. She’s a real great white horny!

by Great White Horny August 20, 2018


horny man (lucas)

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂

do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

by dontlikestanislas June 03, 2021


National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend

It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack

by Cumbucketofthemonth April 17, 2020


Horny nigga hours

When a nigga is horny can happen at any time

Every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny
Song example of horny nigga hours 🤷 ♂️

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022


Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night

Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time

by LilX69 October 09, 2021


Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit

That's some horny dog shit.

by jackson thrust May 30, 2019