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( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' and take ones responsibilities like a grown man
Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?
Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)
make a determined effort to overcome an obstacle or deal with a difficult situation.
Her horse threw a shoe miles from the ranch, but she knew she had to cowboy up and fix it herself if she wanted to get back before nightfall.
A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.
While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.
When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.
My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.
When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”