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The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.
Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?
Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!
When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."
Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...
Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."
First coined by Vincent Kennedy mcmahon on Raw in the 90's
Stone cold has crossed the line
Vince: you're fired
"You're fired!" is a comedic line from the popular children show "Regular Show."
This line is mostly said by Benson Dunwoody who's a park manager who makes sure everyone gets their job done correctly but the characters Mordecai and Rigby always cause destruction .
This line shows frustration and anger when his workers "Mordecai and Rigby" screw up at a simple job like setting up the chairs
The punchline is that they never actually get fired.
Mordecai: aw come, bro
Benson: I am not your bro! NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR "YOU'RE FIRED"
You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.
Boss: You're fired!
Something annoying bitches say
*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*
Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"