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Frank: Hey mark, you got any Italian lube, I'm about to cook
Mark: yeah I do
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae
I ate an Italian bayonet
When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.
Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.
The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache