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jesse is a pretty common name tbh, but if you ever breathe the same air as him you should be thankful, thankful that his girlfriend, delaney, hasn’t killed you yet.
jesse ott is daddy tbh, superior to any jesse you know.
A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.
Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....
A person that is loyal and only does a bad thing once.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Jesse jane did. Person 2:yea but I don't think she will do it again
Jess and Mia are usually two best friends that can never be broken apart , they don’t usually fight but then they do , they get over it. Whenever something is wrong the other one is always there to turn to. They tell each other when each others crush are flirting with them and they can’t spot it . They both have glistening blue eyes and class each other as sisters because their hearts love each other so much !
Jess and Mia are so perfect with each other , I want their friendship so much !
this girl is probably satan , probably get the least guys and if she does there twats, her friends are fake and she is suicidal so if you meet a jess kell love her conditionally because went she is loved she is the nicest person when she puts the effort in when you put effort in she’s even better now if you know a jess kell like i do don’t get on her bad side because she’s a bit of a craxkhead and bitch. other than that go for it my dudes
jess kell is a complete form of satan
This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.
Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.