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VERB;tO put Jesus in weird situations
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Jesus Cow
Jesus the Freshmaker
Bowling with Jesus
Chees 'n' Jesus
jESUS haT
Jesus Not Coming Back Press Conference
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An excellent synonym for the religion of Christianity
Bob: Hey man, you goin' to Jesuscon this sunday?
Bill: Nah, I quit the Jesus fandom after they released that new testament DLC
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President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.
"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."
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a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
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A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.
Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!
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our lord and the only protection against pedobear
OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!
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Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.
Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??
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