Billie Joe

Billie Joe Armstrong is an extremely sexy, talented, and wonderful 34 year old from California. All of you people who want to murder his wife just for your chance to do anything with him, It's not gonna happen. Also all the teenie boppers out there who call him 'Billy', you should really learn to start respecting his name. Also for the ones who spell it 'Greenday' ITS GREEN DAY MOTHER FUCKERS!

Teenie bopper: OmHMmmmHGGGGg!!!! I LuRvE33 BiLLy JoH ArMstRuNg! HewS SeWW GaWjUzZ!
Me:Disgrace.
Billie Joe.

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Fat Joe

An ugly, fat rapper who has thousands of little animals killed to make all the faggy fur coats he oh so enjoys and constantly raps about in his commerically-driven pop songs.

I wish Fat Joe would hurry up and die of a heart attack. I hate that fat ass, pink-wearing faggot.

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Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.

Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG

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Joe Rogan

Is what happens when you smoke weed while getting your organs replaced with monkeys because you dumpster pumped too much

I think I have to Joe Rogan today

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Joe Mama

DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(

Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...

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Jew Joe

Jew who thinks that he is actually Italian. Often seen wearing gold chains displayed in the open vee neck of his silk shirt. Pinky ring is a status symbol of his long standing in the Jew Joe world.

Yo, that James Caan is one bad ass Jew Joe. Even guidos think he is a guido.

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sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

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