Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē
1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a
Kentuckian nursing home or retiree
community.
I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.
Two first cousins that date each other.
I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.
Yup, Kentucky cousins.
Like the Alabama pig roast where one guys hitting doggie style and one guys gettin a blowie but your sister lifts her arms and legs up and you spin her around like a rotisserie.
Me and my brother had the best Kentucky rosisserie last night!
When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.
John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic
The act of multiple men ejaculating at the same time on a female
Last night we did a Kentucky meat shower on Emily
When shes riding you reverse cowgirl and sharts on your chest during orgasm.
After meeting my tinder date for taco Tuesday and margaritas we went back to my place and the bitch gave me a kentucky dirt stripe!
The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.
After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!