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The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.
Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.
When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
The most prettiest girl you have ever seen, with her big brown eyes and infectious freckles, her laugh is so beautiful that you smile when you hear it. she’s Pookie and is shy when you meet her but is crazy and kinda annoying when you get to know her
Person 1: damn who is that beautiful goddess
Me: that’s just sienna keys
Person 1: id hit
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《7.9.7.6.》The Word "'Solliloquoy'" Is An Easter Egg For The Word Kidnap<Key Important Document Minus Naps>《.7.9.7.6.》
Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon
Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are