A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.
When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
The act of defecating in a public urinal.
Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.
When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.
We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.
when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.
There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.
Me and Tom were log jammed last night.
When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"