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Actually, there is an answer to this statement that is as feared as "you are the father". Though it is a question.
GF: Does this {article of clothing} make me look fat?
BF: Before you ask me, ask yourself, 'Do I feel fat wearing this?' Then, maybe I can give you a better answer!
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What to say to an AZN whos tryin to be all "black in ya face!"
Disclaimer: Asians only please...
AZN: sup, my nIgaZZ
YOU: Does yellow look black to you?
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(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.
Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
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IF I GUY EVER SAYS THIS TO YOU, YOU BETTER DUMP HIS ASS. HE SHOULD BE CALLIN YOU BEAUTIFUL EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY
boyfriend :"you dont look that bad"
girlfriend: "i cant believe you just said that. we are over!"
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"You got me looking for attentioooon, you got me looking for attention"
A song lyric, coming from one of the popular songs "Attention" by New Jeans.
The line was sang by Kang Haerin, mostly known as just Haerin.
Person 1: "You got me looking for attention"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No, it's a song by NewJeans, why would I ever think that?"
"Oh."
A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.