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Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
In sneaker talk, the term "lunch money" is used when a sneaker is sold for very little profit, i.e. the sneaker is sold for a little over it's retail price (hence "lunch" money, typically because it is a small sum of money you would buy lunch with). This sum typically varies between 5-20$.
Person 1: I sold my yeezys for 235$ yesterday.
Person 2: but you paid 220$ for them! That's lunch money profit.
Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word
did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie
A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.
Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.
Secret code word for beating the fuck outta your meat
hey, guys don’t come to my house right now I’m taking a lunch break.......