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This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues
He’s such a titty sucking machine
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The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !
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Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.
Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
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The object many dedicate their lives to.
Peen ween machine suck cock LLLLLL penis lmao LLLLL 777777
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Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
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a fuckin kick ass rock band in forney that owns all you stupid bitches!!!
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In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine