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A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.
Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.
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A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.
Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.
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The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god
Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party
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A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.
That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.
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The King Of Pop.
He invented the "Moon Walk" dance move.
Born; August 29th 1958
Died; June 25th 2009
Michael Jackson died? I can't believe this, he was the King Of Pop music.
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He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.
Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"
In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.
On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!