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Too leaches who are old enough to be your parents who use younger people to support their drug hobbit. Then turn around and talk shit on the same people who supported them spending over 300 dollars on them, message everyone they can think of to keep tabs on them, especially Mike who if you spend enough time with him would make you want to commit suicide because of how negative he is. They will call you on payday and play a poor me act to swindle money out of you when they know you have bills and a girlfriend to support.
Mike and Deb will use you until your dry and move onto the next, save yourself before it's too late
Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.
To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.
A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)
1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?
Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.
Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.
At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
Mike The Unicorn saved the day!
Former head coach of the Green Bay Packers. Known for his extremely boring play calling. Was fired 3/4 of the way through the 2018-2019 nfl season
That move was very Mike McCarthy.
A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"
"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"
The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought