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an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit
Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*
Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.
Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.
Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger
I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger
Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it
Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day
mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock
an example
knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk
To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet
I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike
The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)