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Ninja Movie n. Arguably the only kind of movie that matters. Particular high points include the films produced by Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts in the mid-1980s.
"Yo dawg, grab that bag o' chips and a couple Colt 45s. We gonna watch a NINJA MOVIE."
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The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
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A ninja that snorts cocaine
DUH!!
Rolling in the deep.
Need I say more about "Cocaine Ninjas?"
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What you think it is. A gay ninja. Seriously, you really need a definition?
Timmy: Wow you just got killed by a gay ninja! you suck ass
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In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”
''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''
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To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.
The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.
"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.
Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."
Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."
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Ninja Style - In and out without her knowing!
Usually happens when the 'taker' has passed out drunk.
John slipped one in Ninja style.
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