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I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 8, 2006

43๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm just me

what annoying indie girls say to explain how indie and just like every other indie girl out there they are.

"you'll never meet another girl like me. i'm different. i'm just me.

by aclendaniel May 19, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch...I'm Sleep!

I would imagine this is the phrase of someone telling you they are infact asleep when you walk in an disrupt them.

1) Floyd walks in and says what tha fuck is up Cam
2) Cam say Bitch...I'm Sleep!

I would imagine thats how it goes down

Other uses would include

Bitch i'm sleepin...
or Bitch i am infact Sleep, as a noun not a verb...not sure how that would work.

by Wesson August 25, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm just kidding

Joking. That's all.

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...

by mountain the tits March 11, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm not a slut line

Where a woman, presumably a slut, makes an assertion, either verbally or by actions, towards her lack of promiscuity during the course of a sexual act with a complete stranger.

Dude, she was sucking on his dick five minutes after meeting him and was then uncomfortable with removing her bra as he was moving too fast, thats a I'm not a slut line if i ever heard one.

by Slaalaikum August 20, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm here for the badger

An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building.
See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered

Security Guard: Excuse me can I help you?
Gord: Uh... Yeah I'm here for the badger.
Security Guard: For the badger?
Gord: For the badger!

by Frank bonestorm October 12, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm da shizzle

Hip-Hop slang for "I'm a white kid with no identity so I'll try being black this week"

When Brucie told his mommy "Hey Bitch, I'm da shizzle!" she wondered if she should stop voting for Democraps!

by Not a Democrat! April 15, 2003

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