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A Kid with a Humongus Woody all day and night. Usually seen taking viagra to increase the hardness of his woody. Also likes to get woodys while playing xbox.
Oh many that sniper is a Nick King
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Some fat bastard who lives at KFC
Billy: Hey I swear that guy is in KFC all the time
Tyrone: Yeah, they call him Fat Nick
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Nick Jonas is usually found running from screaming girls, drinking Starbucks {Yummy}, on stage, or chilling with his brothers or awesome body gaurd.
Usually the object of teen girls fantasies.
Sometimes called gay because he has fashion sence.{hesnotgay}
Honestly the one thing thats hotter than Florida in July.
omg nick Jonas sings like an angel.
omfg his is one
omg i love nick jonas's hair
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Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...
Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.
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He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!
"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"
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an extremely hot guy whose marriage with jessica simpson ended after she cheated on him. man she is stupid. hes very sweet and loved jessica simpson more than jessica ever loved him. he is from ohio and one of his best friends is his brother, who is also hot but not as hot as nick lachey...id say he is more cute.
nick lachey is hot and i will marry him.
i am on team lachey NOT team simpson. (oh btw jessica was seen buying her own team simpson shirt. HOW PATHETIC!!)
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