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The act/art of procrastinating on any assignment to the point of one or multiple all-nighters. This can include many things however usually includes but is not limited to the following.
1. Shouting at a superior that you are almost done when you have not started
2. Loging in and out of facebook saying, "ok i really need to finish(that's what she said)"
3. Surfing the web for things you cannot afford (Ferraris, Lamborghinis, masions)
4. Watching far from viral videos on youtube then commenting said videos and forwarding them to your friends
5. Setting your status to: "pissed off that I didn't sleep
6. Throwing things
7. Buying the XXXL sized Monster and convincing people that it uses less packaging (for the enviromental late-nighters)
8. Posting on forums that have not been active for over a year.
9. Signing up for multiple "free" web offers - see scam
ex1.
Guy 1: Holy Crap, I didn't finish any of my homework for the whole year.
Guy 2: What were you doing?
Guy 1: I was late-nighting writing definitions on Urban Dictionary
ex2.
Guy 1: I was up Late-nighting for the last week.
Guy 2: Oh yeah that's cool.
Guy 1: I know I think I
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To jizz on the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually at night and asleep. Victim will wake up disorientated the next morning with a 'facial cleanse' mask to wash off. They may/may not discover their overnight treatment, so its best if they find out themselves when they look at the mirror.
*Caution* Results may vary. Can also be used with hair to make a Sasquatch, Beardy, or any hair style desired.
Tyler: Man, I just gave Julie a night cleanse last nite.
Shane: I could tell. She looked pissed as shit but her face was glowing like Megan Fox.
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Day of the week that "taggers" (not graffiti writers) go out and tag.
"you ready for monday night?"
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A person who is not picked up/taken home after the clubs and bars close. They are out looking for the drunk that will take them home. They are stalking.
Janie, look, there is that night stalker that tried to pick Kelly up when we went to the Waffle House after the club.
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When your financial situation is not the best and you have to sacrifice your mouth for ends meat. This is the action of kissing the tip of a penis after fellacio when completed in attempt to earn extra money.
Josh was dead broke and couldn’t pay his tab after charging $12 in the alley for a BJ he gave a young man a night cap to earn extra money.
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A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.
Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch
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1. Stop being stupid
2. Think before you act
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."
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