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The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.
His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.
He's currently thought to live in northern England.
She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.
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A ninja that snorts cocaine
DUH!!
Rolling in the deep.
Need I say more about "Cocaine Ninjas?"
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The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
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What you think it is. A gay ninja. Seriously, you really need a definition?
Timmy: Wow you just got killed by a gay ninja! you suck ass
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To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.
The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.
"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.
Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."
Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."
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In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”
''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''
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Ninja Style - In and out without her knowing!
Usually happens when the 'taker' has passed out drunk.
John slipped one in Ninja style.
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