hole hair

n. Hair immediately surrounding the anus of a domestic animal. Generally it is recommended that your pet's long and obtrusive hole hair be trimmed for hygienic reasons. Faeces has a tendency to accrete in unkempt hole hair, giving rise to unwelcome odors and a stiff mat of infectious wormy filth lining the animal's crotch.

After an especially challenging bout of diarrhoeia, we burned off Fido's crusty hole hair with a lighter.

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Bush hair

When someone has an unsualy large amount of hair under the dick.

"Did you see his bush hair last night girl."

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Yanik-hair

Yanik-hair is the hair underneth the breasts of the male or female of the human race, more common with the male of the race, also can be combed up to form a unique style, "the Yanik-hair look"

Do you think I should get the Yanik-hair look?

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wolf hair

that krazee ass hair from the eighties rock/metal bands that makes you look like a werewolf.

"If i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered wolf hair." -Violent J

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ass hair

When someone's hair is parted down the middle, resembling an ass.

Hey look at Megan's hair! It's ass hair!

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Ass hair

Women do you have ass hair just like men

Man my girl shaves her ass hair once every week

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."