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When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time
drunk panda
I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda
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when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
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When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
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The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.
"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
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Doing too many tasks at once (at work) or in very close succession making one experience dizziness, tunnel vision, self murmuring, red-eyes, involuntary tearing of the eyes, and head-aches.
Causes of 'Work Drunk' includes but not limited to:
Pulling data
Running Data
Creating charts
Creating Weekly Reports
Tedious, repetitive, office work
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The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
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The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...
I can't believe how night drunk I got! Hey! Who the hell peed in the fridge??
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