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A super hot guy that every single girl is hooked up with in their imaginations because they are too ugly to get a man in real life. Gives you something to think about when you are feeling lonely.
Hey bae, wanna cuddle?
Sure baby! C'mere.
*intense making out noises*
*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me
Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.
“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”
August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs
Park Jongseong has boyfriend arms.
A gamer term when you and a person who is male play as much as you can everyday.
Me and my no homo boyfriend are gonna play rainbow six today.
today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends
When a person is desperate for a relationship they don't care if they have an emotional attachment or not.
John don't go there, she's boyfriend hungry