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The reverse of Wank Bank.
It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
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This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.
Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea
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A variation of the "danger wank". This is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the AA for assistance. You then have the time it takes for the AA person to arrive to whack one out. The idea is to do this before said person arrives.
You: "Dammit I've broken down, down a long stretch of the A43, oh well time to have a AA Wank ;)"
*fap, fap fap fap*
AA: "Er hello?"
You: "Don't turn your fog lights on!"
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A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.
Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.
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to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)
I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.
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Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain
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UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.
He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"
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