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Mid anime called blue lock anyone who says its peak is lying.
yo have you seen peak lock
No its mid
when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in
Matted hair from feces built up on a cats rear end. AKA feline dingle berry.
Tyler’s cat Oreo had mad booty locks. They had to shave her.
D (dick) on lock. Keeping a very close eye on your man. Always looking to see if he's cheating to try to prevent him from being with another.
He is fine af but his girl got that d on lock.
Refers to an unfortunate situation where someone who had begun exhibiting undesirable behavior that others had initially assumed was his "just going through a phase" actually does **not** eventually "taper off", but continues to display said distressing attitude/actions.
My teenage son started being really rude and mouthy at age 12, and our pediatrician had assured me that it was "merely a stage he was going through", and that "he'd outgrow it eventually". Well, that was over six years ago, and if anything the boy's behavior is even more sulkily-resentful and anti-social than ever --- looks like a phase-locked loop to me!
"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."
Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.
Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.
Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."